Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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