i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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