you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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