i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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