I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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