I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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