You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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