his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
