You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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