White coat. Heels.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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