You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
worst night to have a conscience
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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