She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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