people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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