Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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