It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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