Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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