If i come over, it means nothing
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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