haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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