So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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