Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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