Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
being pregnant is like rehab
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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