I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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