3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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