I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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