Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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