she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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