What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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