Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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