Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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