you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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