Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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