Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we're so committed to being not committed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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