It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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