At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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