That's intense
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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