people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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