Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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