why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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