why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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