Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
ttyl tear gas
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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