Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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