you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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