"it" just moved
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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