We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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