mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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