I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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