why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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