Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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