just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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