is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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