And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i think im in europe. pls send help
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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