Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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