so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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