marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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