Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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