You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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