these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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